don't read this please

1. I remember a feast. A table top crammed with every kind of food I never liked. I ate it all (but a few scraps for the dog), brushed the crumbs off my lap, pet the dog, washed my hands, turned on the TV and dozed off.

2. I tolerate the saxophone every now and then. Most of the time it's when I'm at the end of Thunder Road and it almost makes me smile then.

3. I can't promise I will ever tell the truth, but I usually do. Number 1 is obviously false because I don't have a dog and I don't really like them all that much anyway.

4. I might not have told the truth in number 3 because I might like dogs. It's possible.

5. I wonder if dogs like saxophones, or if saxophones piss off the dogs...

6. When I was 12 or something I cried because I saw my friend smoking a cigarette which is funny to think about because I might actually cry today if I don't have a cigarette (which is likely, because I don't have any).

7. I don't know anything about the future... obviously I am not going to cry tonight. That means I am more of a liar than I thought. If I keep talking like I do, people might catch on to the fact that I don't actually know anything about this or you or that or them.

8. And Number 7: for the record, I know I'm not stupid I just understand that it's very hard to know anything.

9. Ok, I'm a little bit stupid... or at least I'm not as smart as I'd like to be.

10. None of this is an attempt to be logical. None of this is expected to be insightful.

11. I was born with a copper skull. What does that mean?

12. I was going to go all the way to number 17 or 20 or 25 or 27 but I'm stopping at 12 because I hate finishing things.

13. I mean, I hate doing things the way that I had originally planned because thats just so boring.